me: are the cats in?
her: uh-huh. i checked.
her: crap! the neighbors are lighting fire crackers again.
me: sounds like it.
me: can i have some sheet?
her: you have it all already! i don’t have any on my side.
me: well i don’t have any either. oh, wait, there’s a huge wad in the middle. here, pull this your way. no, not all of it! there, that’s better.
her: did you cut the dog’s nails?
me: i forgot. i’ll do it tomorrow. did you give them their eye drops?
her: yeah, i did it while you were on the phone.
me: do you want me to go buy a fan for the basement tomorrow?
her: yeah, that would be good. they’re on clearance at mal-wart. over by the pet stuff.
me: ok. do you want risotto for dinner.
her: that sounds good.
her: gentle snore